We all know the stereotypical porno scenarios. The pizza delivery guy, the swimming pool maintenance guy, the cheating guy who offers his wife to join him and his mistress. And we all laugh at that. However, living in the ‘alt porn’ age doesn’t keep us from being exposed to ultra cheesy plots. It seems that even today, people are struggling to find stories. And that’s because there are none. The production quality improves but the sex itself stays gimmicky, automated, boring.

Hilarious porno scenario #1 – New MSG!

I have just stumbled upon a scene by British site Joybear titled New MSG! with Juan Lucho and and I thought it would be perfect to start this ‘hilarious porno scenarios’ series. At first, I watched the scene without the sound because I was listening to music in the background. It seemed well produced, nice shots, a story or context, pretty-looking actors. And then, I turned the sound on. I was surprised, to say the least. The pretty intro shots of the main female actor showed her arriving to Barcelona. The off voice narrates a pretty crazy story though:

She is Venus, a ‘tech geek’, a hacker who found out her parents were broke when she was young and decided from that moment that she would hack people’s phones to help them.

Wait, it’s not over.

In Barcelona for a break, she decides to hack into her personal trainer’s website and sends him a sexy selfie, and requests a private session. Of course, he can’t resist the super sexy selfie so he goes to give her privates a lesson.

Watch the scene here

The porn industry is one of the smartest fields I’ve ever seen. They adapt to what people want. They study what you do, where you click, and constantly mutate to try and satisfy their customers.

Alternative, more female-oriented porn is trendy, nowadays. So they add stories and better lighting. And being a ‘geek’ is also apparently a trend. 2+2=4. In the end, it’s all about keywords.

Now, this scene is actually quite good. Gorgeous, even. Great set. I’ll definitely jerk off to it after I’m done writing this, but I’ll probably put the music back on.

Watch the scene here

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