Dears pervs, today is my birthday, so I wanted to post this little video from the first season of New Girl to let you know that I’m very happy spending my days bringing you sexy goodies.
It’s 9 a.m. here and so far I got a cinema clapperboard, chocolate fingers and a dick pick. Best presents ever! I don’t know how yet, but I’m sure I can use them all at once and have the time of my life… I’ll let you know.
Happy Birthday Me
This scene is absolutely horrifying to me, and pretty funny too. I can’t imagine the confusion Paul is feeling between the western voices, the spanking and the regular underwear under the sexy underwear… We can hear him yell “Happy Birthday Me” in a not-so-convinced voice. So, for all of you who had awkward sex, and it’s fair to say it’s probably all of us, this scene is for you.
I’m not the biggest fan of New Girl lately but you’ve got to hand it to Zooey Deschanel and Justin Long, this is pretty hilarious.